Dear Sugar,

Dear Sugar,

I want you to know that I really enjoyed our time together during the holidays. It was great being with you again, and yes, it brought back fond memories of old times. But I’m afraid I gave you the wrong idea, and I want to make it really clear: things cannot go back to the way they were. What I mean is I can’t see you anymore, Sugar. Despite all that is so good between us, our relationship is bad for me. When we were together, I was depressed and tired and I gained weight – yeah, I know you like me with “a little junk in the trunk” (your words, not mine), but this time, it’s about me and what I want for myself. I can’t always be defining myself by what you see in me, you know? So I need for this to be our last communication. If you care for me at all, please respect this and don’t even think about showing up for dessert tonight – we already said our goodbyes last night. And this morning. 🙂 I’m sorry if this hurts you – some part of me will always love you. But from now on, when we see each other at the coffee shop, the bakery, the candy aisle – those special places where we always used to find each other – let’s just look the other way, okay? And move on.

Sincerely,

Heather

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Dear Alcohol,

R U busy 2nite? Call me! XXXXXX00000000

-H

PS – I can not claim this one, found it on FB – too funny (and true) not to share!

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About heatherswint

Hi! I'm Heather - Mom, Wife, Yogi, Music Lover, Clean Eater and Obsessed with Essential Oils.
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One Response to Dear Sugar,

  1. Lori says:

    I am so laughing about your sugar letter! Love it!

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